🧠🤯 Trump Demands Biden’s Brain Examined! “Is He Even in There?”

 

Well, folks, Crazy Rick here—and grab your tinfoil hats, because the political circus just added another wild act. In a move that feels ripped straight outta a dystopian comic book, Donald J. Trump has allegedly ordered an investigation into Joe Biden’s mental health during his presidency. Yeah, you heard that right—Trump wants to “audit the noggin” of the man he claims wasn’t fit to run a lemonade stand, let alone a country.

Now, I know what you’re thinking—“Rick, how can a former president launch an investigation like that?” Well, that’s the crazy part—he can’t. But he sure can scream about it loud enough that someone else does it, and that’s just what’s happening.

According to reports floating around the interwebs (and let’s be real, some of them are sketchy at best), Trump is urging congressional allies to open a probe into whether Biden’s cognitive condition was compromised during his term. He claims the American people were “tricked into electing a puppet”—and not the fuzzy Muppet kind, either.

The kicker? Trump’s not alone. A growing chorus of right-wing media figures, armchair doctors, and social media sleuths are piling on with “evidence” of slurred speech, gaffes, and blank stares. Never mind that half of Congress trips over their words more often than a toddler in bowling shoes—this is war. Brain war.

Crazy Rick’s Take: Look, I don’t care if you love Trump, hate Biden, or think they’re both part of some Illuminati ping-pong league—this whole thing stinks of political theater. If we start retroactively investigating politicians for being mentally “off,” well, get ready to open the floodgates. I’ve seen school mascots with better impulse control than some of these Capitol clowns.

But here’s where it gets juicy—some insiders are whispering that this isn’t just about Biden. It’s about setting a precedent. If they can declare a president mentally unfit after the fact, that opens the door to nullifying executive orders, undoing policies, and rewriting history one diagnosis at a time.

🤔 What’s next? A mandatory presidential brain scan before debates? A lie detector at the State of the Union? Honestly, I’m here for it. Pop some popcorn, folks.

Because in the land of the free and the home of the bizarre, the brain wars have just begun. 🧠🔥

—Crazy Rick