WHO OWNS YOU? THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE CONSPIRACY AND THE STRAWMAN THEORY

 

By Crazy Rick

Let me ask you something, friend:

  • Why is your name printed in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS on your birth certificate?
  • Why is that certificate registered with the U.S. Department of Commerce?
  • And why does it feel like from the moment you’re born, you’re a participant in a game you never signed up for?

These questions aren’t just tinfoil-hat ramblings—they’ve echoed for decades among researchers, skeptics, and truth-seekers digging into the quiet, paper trail that binds your existence to the government’s financial system.

🧾 The Basics: What Is a Birth Certificate?

A U.S. birth certificate is issued by the state and serves as your official proof of identity. It's generated from a hospital’s “live birth record,” which is then registered with state and federal agencies. From there, it becomes the foundation for everything: your Social Security number, driver's license, passport, even your voter registration.

But here’s where things get strange. Some believe that your certificate isn’t just documentation—it’s monetization.

💵 The Strawman Theory: You vs. “YOU”

This theory, known in sovereign citizen circles as the Strawman Theory, claims:

  • The name in ALL CAPS (e.g., JOHN DOE) is not you, but a legal fiction, a corporate entity created by the government.
  • This "strawman" is registered as a financial asset, used as collateral against the national debt.
  • The real you—the flesh-and-blood human—is unknowingly bound to this identity through contracts and laws you never consciously agreed to.

It’s been said that your birth certificate is tied to a secret trust account, and that this account is used to generate value. Everything from paying taxes, registering a car, applying for licenses—even fines and fees—are believed to be withdrawals from this account, all under the name of your strawman.

Some claim these accounts are tracked using CUSIP numbers and traded on bond markets via the Federal Reserve system. While mainstream sources like Snopes dismiss these ideas as unfounded, the fact remains: the system is complex, opaque, and built around paperwork and identity you didn’t create but are forced to carry.

📚 Source & Reference Points:

🧠 Is It a Financial Conspiracy or Bureaucratic Coincidence?

I’m not saying I have hard proof. I’m just a man with a battered back, too many questions, and a lifetime of watching good folks get chewed up by red tape. But when you see how your legal name is used to issue debts, extract taxes, and control movement—it’s hard not to wonder:

  • Are we assets or citizens?
  • Trust fund holders—or collateral?

🤔 Questions for YOU, the Reader

I want your take—no matter where you stand.

  • Have you ever wondered why your name is always in ALL CAPS on official papers?
  • Do you believe there’s a difference between your legal identity and your natural self?
  • Could there be truth to the idea of a secret trust fund in your name?
  • Have you ever looked into filing a UCC-1 Financing Statement or other sovereignty documents?
  • Should we be teaching young people how identity and money systems intersect at birth?

Drop a comment, send a message, or share this with someone who’s asking the same questions.

Stay curious. Stay kind. And never stop digging for truth.

—Crazy Rick

Disclaimer:
This article is for informational and discussion purposes only. Please be advised that attempting to access or claim rights to alleged "strawman trust accounts" or other sovereign fraud schemes has led to federal charges and convictions. Several individuals have been prosecuted for trying to defraud the government based on false legal theories.
Do not fall for scams or fake documents promising to free you from the system.

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